I don’t object to the combination, I object to the Thousand Island dressing. Thousand Island dressing is an abomination that’s served by people who will not clean their Cuisinarts in order to make Green Goddess dressing.

I didn’t know about the thing with beans! Is that for real?

I dunno, the last part sounds like an STD.

Each idea worst the the last!

Wooooooffffff!

very nice.

This is marvelous! It’s little breath of fresh air at the end of a long week. This American Life writ tiny.

Good Grief, I looked it up and you are right. I was not suggesting any kind of sexual predation, though. Have I mistook one term for another? I thought the term chicken hawk referred to someone who had avoided or evaded military service but still relishes the projects for war, and actively promotes policies that…

It really is quite soothing. It’s like the punching Nazis video. I could watch it over and over, and never get tired!

Sorry.

Oh, I feel you there. When my hair is short, it is naturally curly, so curly, in fact, that when I was a teenager I combed it with a pick, but honestly, I could have gotten by with a very wide-tooth comb like the one I use after I shower now that I am a grownup. But I think I had hair envy!

This is the only Sound of Music reference I want to see with respect to Cheeto Voldemort’s family!

I think the bourgeoisie have better taste than this!

What is Affluenza squared?

Reenactment with fewer victims.

I can’t answer your question, but I love your graphic!

Oh, not me, son. Not me.

He’s like an unsexy version of Cillian Murphy!

Jesus Hoverboarding Christ! That’s all I’ve got!

Dear God, I missed this one. Dear God. Satire is dead.