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This is EVERYWHERE in my Northeast Texas area. And yea, those women tend to be the more entitled ones. That combined with very thin eyebrow. They actually intimidate me a little.. *shiver*

Hope it isn't sex work, because owww my aching vagina.

OH SHIT. Why did you post a photo of me there?!?!

I went from goth in the late 90's to early 00's (so late high school/early college) to that. What's worse: my high school graduation/prom photos or my college graduation photos? I have hair/make up that Buffy would say is over the top in 1999 and my college grad stuff looks like Courtney Cox in the second scream

Finally, someone else who tripped balls on that stuff! No one warned me that hallucinations were a side effect. I saw my dentist turn into the motherfucking devil. I didn't care that much about it at the time ('cause of gas, obvs) but that visual stayed with me.

"Can I speak to the manager" haircut is the funniest.

Why do people get this haircut? It's a flashing neon sign that no one will ever get along with you. Like red or yellow on poisonous animals.

I have heavy, irregular periods and have had far too many incidents of leakage/getting my period earlier than anticipated that I am now so paranoid that I will wear pads for up to a week before I actually get my period. It really doesn't make sense as to why she had to prove there was actual blood coming out of her,

And I can't be the only one who uses pantiliners after sex. There are so many reasons, and no one needs to justify or explain them to ANYONE. That's so inappropriate.

Lots of women in New Jersey still think this look is in.

omg, the Kelly Clarkson hair!

Where I'm from we call this "Idaho Falls" hair.

omg I wore that hairstyle to my 10-year high school reunion. In 2001. Except, with super poofy curls in the back.

16 year old me had acne and Groucho Marx eyebrows. I went to a dermatologist for the acne and a waxer for the brows... Unfortunately I was prescribed Retin A for the acne. It says RIGHT ON THE TUBE not to get waxed while using it, but I was 16 and didn't read the tube. The wax ripped the skin right off. So ya know

OMFG. I can't believe I forgot this one - when I was like, 15, I started shaving my pubes into shapes. Like hearts and stars. I used to outline the shape with eyeliner before I got into the shower to make sure I got it right. I wasn't even sexually active, just really ambitious with my little baby bush.

In the early aughts, I tried to give myself blonde highlights over my bright red (dyed) hair. Most of my hair stayed bright red, but my slightly grown out roots took to the bleach. My roots were platinum and the rest was bright red. I was very skinny back then and slightly resembled Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast,

My mother decided that nothing would be prettier than a semi permanent bright red rinse in my ginger hair. So she walked in and squirted it on me WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER.

In eighth grade a fashion magazine lead me to believe that brownish-orange lipstick was just right for my complexion (it's not) so I bought one and resolutely wore it all year. The color above is similar but it was matte.

When I was 10 I got a haircut that I didn't particularly care for. It was the mid-90s and it was some shoulder length, layered monstrosity. Because I was a bit of a lazy tomboy I never bothered to do anything proper with my hair, I'd go to bed with wet hair and in the morning, I'd wake up with the layers going in a

That sounds reasonable.

Less fun, but reasonable.