Would be really interested in having some input on this anecdote about beauty in the Philippines regarding teeth:

I've had several older Filipina women tell me that when they hit their late teens (aka marrying age), they went in to get their teeth pulled and replaced with perfectly straight white dentures. Not because…

A good plan. I'm not allergic to eggs but refuse to eat them anyway because they are gross, so I'm doomed by choice and it feels alright I guess.

Old people credit luck all the time.

It infuriates me because I know they are hoarding all the real secrets.

What's it like to know you are doomed??

What if he has a copy of 100 years of Solitude hidden inside that magazine but he can never read the book in public because all the ladies keep going crazy and snapping pics of him to post on instagram, and this is his way of finally getting some peace and quiet while he reads a classic novel?

Think about it.

texted his union representative while his victim bled out

What am I, a sheep? Not gonna buy this stuff just because it was posted on a blog I like.

Except for that Urban Decay palette, because that's a really good deal.

And maybe some lip balms people here recommended last week. Since I've got the Sephora site open and all. Only $15 more and I can get free shipping soooo…

I got it. I just wanted to get in on the front door celebrity joke action. Sorry!

I bet she opened her front door like she fucking owned the joint.

Celebrities. Ugh.

So you'd be totally happy with a pizza guy giving out your personal info right?

Not threatening at all.

It's annoying, but it doesn't mean she "deserves" sexual harassment.

Yikes, thanks very much for that info!

If someone is in a coma (say if they were hit by a car) and their phone is locked, do the police also need a warrant to look at their phone to find their emergency contacts?

Because I'm counting on cops finding my ICE numbers and calling people. I'm terrified of getting into an accident and not being identified…

Where's Lisa Turtle? boooo hisssssss

FINALLY! Awkward Black Girl was amazing and I forced all my friends to watch it (its's hard getting people to watch web series no matter how good they are). Been looking forward to an HBO show for years so Issa could get some more recognition.


Gonna set my ringtone to "Booty Shawts" and quietly rap some bad, made-up…

However, an investigator was recently quoted as saying the bullet wound was "two inches behind his ear," a rather tricky angle for a self-inflicted wound.

He must have just heard about Thom Tillis' campaign to end hand washing in restaurants.

If one wants to eat at McDonald's and get coffee at Starbucks and stay alive, one must get their Hepatitis A booster pronto.

It's the American way to live. GOP style.

Where do you get your pharmaceutical grade supplements?

I'm in the market for some high quality valerian root pills. None of that "cut with asparagus and rice" crap. I have cash. Would you prefer to meet in person? My code word is "valerian".

Let me know.

I found my first grey pube when I was 13 years old :(

It was stuck to my pancakes at IHOP :( :(

Every time I hear the name "D'Angelo" my brain immediately follows up with "Oh, what about D'angelo? I want some of that brown suuuugar".

Every single time. For almost 20 fucking years now. THANKS LIL' KIM!!!

Everyone please go listen to Dreams by Lil' Kim so you can feel my pain.