9mm pistol

Not really. You can get a 9mm for pretty cheap (under $200 brand new). Say their gun was a few years old, not in perfect condition, the value had depreciated, and they sold it to a pawn shop or gun shop who usually gives people about 25% of what the gun is worth.

How much food and hotel rooms can they really buy with…

That information is in the first link.

Good news- no arson threats at all in 2014!

Bad news- because they went straight to the arson part

Good news- only slightly more bomb threats in 2014 vs 2010

Bad news- way more bombing. Lots more.

This makes me want to form a huge biker gang to chill outside abortion clinics and intimidate protesters with their very presence, like The Patriot Guard does with Westboro Church at funerals. Recruit the loudest, biggest, burliest, scariest bikers and have them rev their engines or stand around menacingly and inch…

Definitely do this. Having a gun is really helpful when you are reading message boards (you can use the barrel to type all sorts of badass responses) and for answering the door when the Domino's guy arrives with a threatening pizza.

Sent from my iGun 5

Isn't 4chan the website that tracked down several people for killing puppies and kittens over the last few years? I don't use the site because the format is too confusing, but when I think of 4chan I immediately think of those hackers who used their skills for good (also I think of memes and people in Guy Fawkes masks…

My lips emphatically reject Burt's Bees, they start peeling almost immediately in protest. Sucks because I really like the smell of their balm.

But thank you for the tip!

Yes, let's ban guns to curb murders.

No sarcasm. Please do this.

There is a magnet on the bottom. It is actually the worst thing ever because if you take the magnet off the bottom, like you might do out of curiosity all the beer spills out

How could you tell they were Canadian? The accent or the friendliness?

Emile Hirsch really fucked up. He's probably going to get sentenced to like 8 meet and greets for that.

Clear or white version, regular or PLUS? Neosporin was my jam for a chapped nose when I was a kid and I vaguely recall some types being better than others.

Thanks!

although I didn't think asking people to take off shoes indoors was much of an imposition either, my house is shoeless! Carrie's reaction to that was weird

Start a secret bank account on the side now, just in case. Don't tell yourself about it. You will thank you later.

Its no different than offering a woman some money or a house to keep a baby. That happens all the time when women are deciding whether or not to have an abortion. The man (or other people like the woman's family members) offer incentives for the woman to keep the baby such as promises to care for her and the child…

No no, MY shoes with similar leather laces are loafers. Same issue with boat shoes looking weird when I tie them and always coming undone.

I'm digging all this confirmation that knots are nerdy (I knew it looked wrong!).

I'll take a look at those lacing solutions! Thanks for responding

Thanks, was wondering about that too. And that the owner totally believes it is his cat but there are no before pictures of dear Bart, and the fact that sometimes people really want to believe another animal is their deceased pet kind of makes me question mr huston (hutson?)'s word here.

And not to sound creepy but…