Whoa this site is blowing my mind. Thanks!

Sorry for the dumb question, but is the not tying of these shoes intentional? I have some loafers with leather laces and when I tie them it always looks so nerdy, plus they come undone every 3 seconds, am I supposed to be leaving them untied? Is this the thing??

Shoelace talk. I'm so uncool :(

I want you to look into my crotch like it is a crystal ball and only speak into my boob, that's why I'm holding it up to your face like a microphone DUH.

No, not appreciated. Sorry mate.

Are you a dancer or someone who has been turned down for dances because strippers were occupied with talking to other people? Confused at how you are looking at this and why it bothers you so much. Never worked a club where dancers sitting and talking with customers took a toll on how much money I did or didn't make.…

I don't know. I've never been to a hotel and felt the need to trash it or leave any place looking like a crack den so I can't relate to people who are like "I'm having so much fun I GOTTA SMASH STUFF!!!"

Sure. Why not chill for an hour and a half if you've already made bank that day or know that you have a regular coming later and will be walking out with a grand no matter what? If the person you are chilling with tips, awesome, if not, whatever.

Besides, ever had an "off day" at work where you were just kind of…

That's the... best case scenario?

You're doing it wrong.

Oh, you're wearing concealer under your eyes?!

In that case, I take back everything I never said about you.

Also buying that concealer now.

Seriously, I am never without something on my lips - lipstick/gloss if I'm out, all-natural balm at home. There's a tube on my bedside table, desk, coffee table, kitchen windowsill, even under my damn pillow.

Truth. Since they are rich and money means nothing to them, I hope the lodge goes after them for vandalism or property destruction. Arrest their asses because this is obscene.

They ripped off the front of the AC/Heat unit, smashed furniture and tore the carpets in the bedroom, hotel says TVs were damaged beyond repair. Can't tell whether or not they wrecked the ceiling in there or not as well, don't know what's going on with that from the pics.

But look at the kitchen in that room. I don't…

Definitely- even the cortisone stuff wasn't "safe" long term because it can thin your skin, my doctor didn't mention anything about that when he gave it to me. Found it by reading the fine print on the label then googling for safety.

I've tried most of that stuff except for the diaper balm, and never thought to…

Thank you!!!

Yikes! Did you ever find a good, non-deadly balm?

Not even a beauty thing because my cracked chapped lips HURT. Saw a doctor and a dermatologist about it and they both said "stop licking your lips" (I DON'T, THANKS) and one gave me shitty cortibalm that didn't work at all.

Sincerely,
Someone with lips that are peeling…

talk fun trash

YES, TELL HER. Just whisper it to her on the DL, don't laugh as you say it, she will appreciate it.

If you feel really weird you can say "Is that a new g-string? Because I think you forgot to cut the price tag off, it's sticking out" or something not related to tampons then she can go check and save face. And…

hahaha

I think Kinja ate my previous comment, so trying a repost to say STAGE MONEY IS BEST MONEY.

3 song set and you can walk away with like $100 that you picked up from the stage floor, without having to touch or talk to anyone for it.

It's the only time I would be psyched to see a group of 60 women walk into the club.…

I did this occasionally if I'd already made a lot of money for the day but had to stay to finish a shift. Especially the one required weekday shift. Or if I was avoiding another customer.

That was a big perk of stripping, you can hustle or you can chill. Sometimes the chilling led to getting a big tip or having that…