My first LaLeche meeting included the topic, "If you have more than one child, where do you go to cry?" Most popular answer was, "In the shower." But, we also learned that the closet, kitchen pantry, and in the car, ideally when the car is stopped, are excellent judgement free places to let it all out. Probably the…

Let's talk about their own internalized misoginy in being the most competitive, woman-hating type of women there are in the world... then get back to me on that. Their entire lives are dedicated to proving how they are better than every other woman, and foisting self-hatred on others. I guess they are the real…

Hyperthyroid disease here... you know what breastfeeding did to me? Kickstarted my body into overdrive, so I lost a lot of weight quickly, then came to an abrupt standstill when I had to go back on antithyroid meds, after which I gained most of it back and haven't lost a scrap of weight since - 20 months later, I'm…

She'll be this mom eventually.

Word. I was about to say "well, great for her, I wish I'd been that happy" until she got to the part about getting back into her jeans. Fuck you. That is so insulting to people who can't get the weight off. For whom breastfeeding appears to have the absolute opposite affect, and causes weight gain, the women who, a…

This woman's train of thought:

Agreed. I went to a post-partum class for moms and babies, and one woman, when asked what the hardest part about being a mother was, said, "I just wasn't prepared for how much I love everything about my baby." Then the rest of the class stared at her with hatred.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

+1,000,000,000,000,000

You're BRILLIANT. Thank you so much.

Oh geez, oh my, oh criminy, heavens to betsy, gee willikers, you betcha, oh dang, gosh darn,

My mother had it emphatically recommended by some of her coworkers.

I can't NOT hear "oh jeez" in Frances McDormand's voice.

I want to say that so much during my next sex!

that might be the shittiest written thing I've ever read. Are people really that naive that they will tolerate that quality of writing just to read about not even strange sex?

my only thought was "why is her string blue?"

Loooool. No, I apologize! I posted a comment, but didn't mean to reply to you. I didn't want you to be like... Uh... WTF. So I went to delete it, but you can't!

So puzzled.

So I full-stopped and ran like hell.

He gives zero fucks. He'd rather have guns than a safe kid.

Most kids don't need to understand electrocution before they are taught not to stick things into outlets. Or the severity of 3rd degree burns before you can teach them not to touch a hot stove. I'm having trouble imagining a parent saying "if you touch that hot stove you will not get cartoons for a week" to a toddler…