Not too worried about the zombie apocalypse, but I do thank you for the invitation!

Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever for when she inevitably stumbles across your firearm.

You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

I guess pray for the five year old who will carry this absolutely horrific tragedy with him for the rest of his life.

If only there'd been a good 5 year old with a gun to stop him.

I wish. Seize them all.

The gun, which was loaded and unsecured, was stored on a shelf built into the bed in the victim's home, and in the same room in which the victim was laying in his crib.

it's not a penis or something, it's just avril.

That's INCREDIBLE. And so oddly true to life. They look exactly like pictures you see of actresses or porn stars or drag queens with make up and without. The differences are astonishing.

Anyone who was married to a member of Nickelback must relinquish all claims to rocking.

As long as Avril Lavigne is alive, Hot Topic will never go out of business.

Bruce Lee forever.

I would tear Brandon Lee up.

I work at a retirement home, and they have a wall dedicated to photos of the people who've served and HOT DAMN they were lookers. AND IN UNIFORM. My poor heart can't take it! None of them are dead though (I love all the residents! Knock on wood!) so here's my submission:

I read a Anne rice book featuring a very hot Ramsey II at some very formative year (I think I was 13/14) and now I always think of ancient Egyptians as being quite sexy.

Maybe because people not in the UK don't get the context of page 3? To me it's never been about empowerment, just using young, white, pert tits to sell papers.

I probably would have dug up Paul Newman's corpse during the first six months or so if I'd had the opportunity, TBH.

Young Buster Keaton, and young Klaus Kinski. And Cary Grant. And Seti I and Ramses II... if a Viking skeleton is okay, then these mummies are okay also, and I am not creepy for finding their remains attractive. Nice bone structure and all.

A noble effort — this should have happened decades ago. Unfortunately, until the governments of the world come together to do something about exploitation and nudity online, this is unlikely to change the culture of rape and misogyny that the online community has wrought.

Who is that and why does he look like Viggo Mortensen?