I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

Trademarks don’t go through court.

Strange, right? Valve does specify “majors” in that statement, but you would think for qualifiers that were specified, they’d still hold it back until at least one of the brief lulls between different region’s open quals.

FOUND IT!

I am strangely disappointed about this, only because I’m a MBMBaM fan and I know Justin will be saddened by this news.

I think they lampshaded it at one point. Did James not breeze through all the things he likes about her to Hitch that went beyond her looks? Generally, that’s nothing, but for the genre its par for the course.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

Fransithco Lindor

The only thing I have to add from my thoughts is a matter of practicality... if people get all willy-nilly about children’s last names, it’s going to make genealogy THAT MUCH HARDER. That being said, I am getting married in the fall and planning to keep my own name. If we have kids, we’ll probably do my name for the…

Doesn’t seem so far fetched now, does it?

That’s how he earned the nickname Honest Babe.

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

Congrats Pacers, you should have only lost by 1.

+5 dead fathers

They’d have to throw the game just to get to even with “The Fellas”

About equal to 6-8 Barkleys

Can you even imagine the gambling debt from a team of 5 Jordans?