Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

#1: Agreed the national anthem shouldn’t play before games. However, if we were to stop playing it because of the protests, rather than address the protests, that would be an act of absolute craven cowardice. I didn’t suspect Americans were so timid that they can’t even allow someone to criticize their country without…

Arby’s.

No, but Tennessee is sticking with their “he’ll have to coach the whole season” Mularkey

Never go full Harper.

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

How would they do that? They don’t have a car, the buses don’t work and they live 26.219 miles away from the border.

Dick Ebersoiled himself

I don’t think this is that rare of a thing, actually. I watch a lot of Nationals games, and I think Jonathan Papelbon must do it too, as players instruct him to ‘get fucked’ all the time.

I can relate in my guest bathroom at my house the toilet sits right next to the bathtub/shower I ate some shrimp one night followed by copious amounts of Budweiser then when someone sparked up the Kush that was all she wrote for me. I stumbled into the bathroom sat on the commode with underwear and pants barely down…

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

By refusing to take the oath, they are disrupting established paradigms and creating synergistic through-put.