12th man hates 13th amendment.

If somebody says they are telling you “what nobody else is telling you,” you should probably stop listening.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Coldstone.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

He wrote in “Ron Rivera, future head coach of America” on a postcard addressed to “The Election” for which he didn’t apply any postage.

If I had a heart, this would warm the cockles of it.

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

“Nah, they were just really fucking stupid.”

I wish I was as badass a climber as this lady or Alex Puccio; their caliber of athleticism takes an insane amount of strength, technical skill, and willpower. Women climbers are awesome!

Agreed. I got passed by Beth Rodden in Yosemite a month ago. She’s, well, very, very good. Did you see this year’s Reel Rock? Two of the four films focus on women climbers. I came out of it with a slight crush on Margo Hayes.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Romo: Wow, at least Suh didn’t murder him, huh?

As long as he stands respectfully for the anthem, what he does on his own time is his business.

Jesus are you in a 4 team league?