He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

“We also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can about how the cheerleader may have provoked the cameraman” - Stephen A Smith

When his balls hit your eyes and you say “where’s that guy?”, that’s Adoree’…

This is a downer.

Meh. Any time my parents left me alone in the house as a teenager, my hands looked like that in a matter of a few hours.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

How about “Giant Head.” I mean, is that forced perspective or something? He looks like an alien

It’s like The Great Gazoo’s helmet is Gardner’s head.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

He should have went with “sticks”, as his number is 11 and he clearly has a third one up his ass.

No doubt the crowd will turn against Floyd. He has a lot of trouble reading the room.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

I say no problem. I also have terrible instincts and my wife would regularly divorce me if she could, but that would free me and she wouldn’t allow me that much pleasure. So my opinion may have variable value.

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

Only if you have an onyx cube in your asshole to balance it out.

this stuff is chock full of harpohydrates.

I’m strictly #TeamNoOne in this game.