In Miami’s defense, it’s really tough to find a herpetologist on such short notice.

He’s concentrating on camp; he knows hard work will set him free.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

For zero American dollars you can walk right up to a horse, any horse will do, and whisper, "I must become a muscle king." The horse will drop kick you to the Realm of the Sweaty Emperor, where you will do power squats until your legs are massive enough to affect the tides. Once you've lifted every weight in the Realm…

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

I have a new puppy named Boogie Cousins. I give him technicals for peeing on the floor, and I am the only one that thinks it is funny.

Can you imagine what Cousins would be like if he was losing AND was cold all the time?

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

I’d like to see an ESPN report on off the field issues and whether they effect Hall of Fame voting. I know that’s usually Jeremy Schaap’s beat, but maybe Ray Lewis can take a stab at it.

Poor Zingis.

they had to cut down all those trees to get the car in there to take the video

Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

As a Twins fan, I’ll never forgive Devito for waiting this long to do a sequel.

It’s Always Sunny In Chavez Ravine.

I wonder how many competitive eaters yak up while competing. I know of at least one:

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.