“You ... ’kay?!!!!!”

No. She’s still in Kentucky

“That bitch a boy” — Frank Clark, realizing he’d been swindled by yet another mail order puppy delivery service

Drew is 100% Correct.

“If you’re a liquor drinker, vodka tonics with diet tonic”

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Well, he don’t eat meat, but he sure like the coke. MATTY MAUK, SHE’S A VEGETARIAN

Uncertainty over whether to vote for him or his brother.

Jim Tomsula is a Pennsylvania guy.

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

Try to read that without compulsively stroking your chin in a display of deep contemplation. You can’t!

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

I don’t even think Seattle has much of a shot any more, to be honest with you. I suppose we get a preview of that matchup if it’s meant to be when they meet in week 17, but as great as Seattle looked for a month or so there they looked like garbage yesterday. Their run game is pretty much non-existent now that Rawls…

Yours wasn’t at all sexy.

“STATES HAS SPIDER BITE ON HIS PENIS WHICH HE ATTRIBUTES TO CLEANING HIS DECK IN HIS BOXERS.”

19 different Cardinals have scored in 2015

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

“America First” on the basket stanchion for a hometeam whose rising star is a Frenchman, injured hopeful is Australian, & fanbase has a reputation for recruiting in Polynesia, Latin America, & Eastern Europe. Makes sense.

Now that Trump has made explicit so much of the carefully unspoken subtext of the past 35 years of conservatism

Fun Fact: People in England are also very chill about their grotesquely dislocated teeth.