actually two things that would rest heavily on you

The second man that he threw to is dead now.

ah, fuck

I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

This is review is very good, I’d like to know more.

Do you even Zlatan bro?

For what it's worth, Branyan was always a solid utilities man.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

Whatever, I still want Baltimore because Johns Hopkins IS AN ELITE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.

When I said you seem fun, I wasn’t telling the truth. You don’t seem fun.

#blackcoffeematters

We touched dick tips and sang happy birthday to one another in the center of a circle of beeswax candles from sundown to sun up. So we’re good now.

“Oh snap”

People may chuckle, but a collapsed Colon is no laughing matter.

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

When asked how Harvey looked playing catch, pitching coach Dan Warthen said, “Very handsome.”

How does James Bond’s shirt stay tucked in while he’s doing all sorts of running