He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

not sure, but I bet he could nail just about anybody on a crossing pattern

Each also has a first century AD understanding of medicine.

Let’s go LIVE to Skip Bayless for a reaction!

God, I have the same problem. I’m always telling chicks “My eyes are up here!” when they try to check out my disgusting mess of a neckbeard.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

I guess he ordered a Fucking Piece Of Shit

Jason Pierre Paw

Praise be to Jesus for making the bad juice stop flowing into my sin mouth. I will make hits for Christ until the October crown blooms on New York’s golden head.

This is the best I could come up with for a “statue” of limitations.

Did you get a Chance to play with her Community Chest?

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

“The Indianapolis Colts.”

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

I will give that bloated priest of cash all of my money and some of the money I don’t even have just as long as I can watch his armored acrobats push the ball into the success area on Sundays and Saturdays? and Thursdays and definitely on Mondays.

more like alldone smith amirite