On Jezebel it is.

That hurt my feelings. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers soon.

I know, right? People shouldn’t be allowed to post opinions that we don’t like! There needs to be a law passed to put them in jail for not agreeing with us!

Shh...men are always guilty, based only on the word of a woman. Proof and evidence is a construct of the white male Patriarchy, and if you disagree, you’re a straight white cishet shitlord MRA pissbaby rapist pedophile.

You do know this is Jezebel, right?

Even better, design it around Occulus Rift, so we can experience David Bowie’s giant crotch IN 3-D!

I’d buy to rights to forgotten/overlooked gems from the SNES era (like Soul Blazer, Lufia II, and Operation Logic Bomb) and do remasters with updated graphics, improved gameplay, and extra content (like new levels/areas that flesh out the characters and story). Then I’d love to do sequels to them. The world needs a…

“$299”

Not really. Target shelled out under $1000 for some really good PR.

Yeah, I was about to point that out. The Seperpent Society is essential jacking Cobra’s steez: a group of militants and mercs seeking to overthrow America’s “corrupt and capitalist” government, funneling their money through legitimate businesses.

It’s even funnier when you take into account that Anita is a SWERF.

Ditto. I love sweet wines like Moscato and can’t stand the tannic bitterness of red wines. My mom raved all about the Moet & Chandon champagne I got her for her birthday last year, but it really didn’t taste like anything worth writing home about.

Why not? My Mexican ancestors were mixing chocolate and chilies, so chocolate and pepper isn’t too far off from that. I had a chocolate cookie made with black pepper, and it gave a nice kick that complimented the chocolate.

Publix carries them in the British section of the ethnic foods aisle.

According to John Byrne’s “Trial of Galactus” story in the 80’s, Galactus is perceived differently by each intergalactic race. People from Earth view him as a giant dude in purple armor because it’s how our minds comprehend his appearance.

I can only imagine Reed Richards is kicking himself for not thinking of this.

“I could have stopped Galactus by just swapping out his compulsive eating disorder with bulimia? All I had to do was turn the Devourer of Worlds into the Vomiter of Worlds?”

G8 b8 m8 8/8

Kratos from “God of War” is voiced by TC Carson, a black actor best known for his role on the 90s sitcom “Living Single”

Cree Summer is part black and native american, and she’s voiced numerous white chacters, like Penny on “Inspector Gadget”, and is best known for “Freddie” on the Cosby Show spin-off “A Different…

It comes with an exclusive Amiibo of Midna riding Wolf Link, so I don’t think that Nintendo will be hurting on sales for TPHD.

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