Any edible that’s overly strong would just make someone completely zonk out in their personal hell of Maureen Dowd-style “Did I die and nobody told me?

Eli Manning: (Shouting to sideline) We need to run the clock! How many timeouts do they have left?!

So, in short, Yelp has become the internet equivalent of a protection racket.

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

If enough of us like this comment, it comes true. It comes true, people.

Look at that 12 to 6 curve!

I’m a Niners fan (thank you for your condolences) and I hate most of Seattle and their fans but I will not stand by for any bashing of Lynch. He’s forever the best. If not for his amazing playing abilities and his hatred of the media than for this.

That, my friend, is TEXAS FOOTBAW!

Sports torts are notoriously difficult to prove, because the violence must not be specific to the nature of the sport in question (i.e., a hockey player who gets slammed especially hard into the boards has no claim, since the act of playing that sport involves a certain assumption of risk).

Is there a video link for outside the US? I feel like I'm missing out haha.

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”

It just dawned on me: if Tebow spent as much time practicing as he does praying, maybe he’d be a better football player. It’s almost like God doesn’t just hand you shit simply because you pray for it!

I suppose it’s not so surprising a physician in the employ of that team is an Indian diagnoser.

Dear Drew,

Communist officials claim every year on a seemingly monthly basis that they are “at war” with the united states.. don’t even get into the BS of the communist china only “world” peace summits where communist officials alternate saying that the “ONE CHINA” is “at war” with the USA and the next saying they’re “working…

Yeah Homefront the game did the same thing, the Transformer movies cater to their tastes more than our cuz they’re so simple minded over their they eat it up, and their country alone is going to bankroll the next sequel in our amazing Terminator trilogy.

I say let Japan rearm and maintain peacetime armies.

UMMMMM... according to this article and the Council on Foreign Relations, the video is an official release of the PLA.

Except those video games aren’t an official production of the United States government.