Paper isn’t cheap on the inside, homie.

Have we gotten so full of conspiracies about Patriot wins that we’re now looking at conspiracies in Patriot losses?

Perfect timing for EA. Here’s today’s Madden Mobile promotion:

Boomer Esiason stirred some shit

I think I just had an aneurysm.

Me (Gator fan) in 2010: This is awesome, our championship squad is full of future hall of famers!

But, with the blast shield down, he can’t even see! How’s he supposed to catch?

don’t act like you didn’t think it was pretty interesting and were secretly hoping for a full-on riot like the rest of us.

NOW WATCH ME JIF

These fucking uniforms

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

This review is chock-full of snobbery. Based on the pictures, not only would I eat this, I would stick my dick in it.

You should never eat food that is only made after 9PM

Funny you ask. As someone who has officiated, and often looks at the game thru an officials eyes, the instant I saw him bat the ball, my first reaction was to say, “oh boy, this can be an issue”. As someone who has officiated, I know the rule, and I know it’s a rule that is not often enforced, because it’s something…

Fucking goddamn parenthesis truthers.

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

Don’t worry Colin, in your profession it’s better to be picked on than picked off.

Hey, thank you so much! It means a lot. Thankfully, the cops did NOT show up at my door wondering why I made an extensive internet search for cocaine prices (whew!), and I will be around for the immediate future. :)

This is the whitest article this website has ever posted.

kyle like honestly go fuck yourself