Perfect timing. When I opened Madden mobile i lol’d

What can I say it's California-I-A... Where, oh never mind.

That’s what I got out of that quote.. Unrapeable.... Meaning the women couldn’t have resisted Bill.

Yeah, can't watch in Thailand either and being that I can't guess which fighters those are I don't get to see... Fuck you deadspin!

Chili’s? Ok.....

Thanks to you I can’t hear Carmello’s name when it's called, all I hear is Fartsmello... Which is brilliant.

Maybe he did. I dropped this link on a couple Gawker writers and they’re not touching it.

I’m with you on everything save the Miller Lite, it’s the one beer I won’t drink even for free. It’s the taste. Hell I’ll drink Old E before miller lite. Coor’s light is my choice of cheap swill. Oh, and that app must be full of teenagers looking up drink mix recipes.. It's the only thing that makes sense.

http://gawker.com/two-british-to…

You know, the Taxi stories are always good for a laugh, or shudder... Whatever. Haha, crazy Thailand.

Man, I laughed way too hard at that. My rating would be the same, though.

Yeah, I dunno, Man.... Running a story like this is kind of shitty. :)

Never an inappropriate burnout! Your idea didn’t suck, George. Congratulations on the little girl.

So, similar to Thailand? Come visit our beautiful country/track - spend your money quick-like and scram!

I had a major accident on a Trail Bike. Throttle stuck, I was headed off a dirt road into a highway full of cars, one side of the road was grass and the other barbed wire so I had to jump to the grass, never made in and rolled on my hands and knees in the gravel. I was 10 at the time, no helmet. Ahhh.... The early…

Wow sounds amazing! Aside from the whole unemployment thing. How's corruption? I dunno man I might have to check out Reunion in the near future! Volcanoes and all. Thanks for the reply.

I'd love to ask what yall do on Reunion Island! Seems, remote.

So the bunny was within tear drop? Were you in Fresno, by chance?

Dan- I would buy the guy a bottle of a nice whiskey and yes, just be normal with the guy.

Another very common thing in Thailand. Older people are used to the Asian squat style toilet and won't sit on the western ones.