This is exactly how you end up living with your auntie and uncle in a town called Bel Air.

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Things I Will Not Do As a Bucs Fan:

is eagerly taking advantage of the unsupervised open space below to post your unneeded, unwanted and ultimately entirely impertinent opinions about the post or Gawker in general, I won’t bestow upon you the validation of acknowledging your individual poorly-thought-out and selfish comments, but I will say to all of…

You know how after a mass shooting there will always be someone from the NRA that says “it’s the wrong time to talk about gun control” but the right time is never defined? Gawker will never have a ‘right time’ to talk about the context of that article.

We haven’t gotten to the Eagles fans yet.

Why doesn’t pro football work in Florida? We have great weather, hot chicks, no state income tax, we’re on the water, there are no gun laws, it’s easier to get convicted of rape in Saudi Arabia. Seriously, I’m surprised NFL HQ isn’t in Fort Lauderdale.

Ah, that glorious gif. Shortly after that play, my mother asked “can we change the channel?” My father and I, in unplanned unison, said, “NO. We’ve earned this.”

Aw hell yeah, WYTS is back! Everybody dance!

To be fair, the Bucs are the perfect team for when you’re up for whatever.

Thanks for providing some content for the websites today Drew. I know you had this written probably weeks ago, but everyone else seems to have taken today off.

FINALLY!!!....[Shits in hands, throws it all over the office, strips to his socks and runs from the building screaming, “The first sign of the start of the 2015/16 NFL season is here!!!”]

And that reminds me of the funniest/saddest interaction I ever had with a customer at work. Another guy sold this elderly gentleman a computer and setup/data transfer services. He picks it up and comes back like a day or two later while I’m the only computer tech available. He starts claiming that we sold him an old…

15. <Flip him off while his stupid toddler back is turned>

“ Put on a show while I go fill your mom with dick nectar”

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