Blow at High Dough is Canadian for cocaine at Timmie’s.

It was a protest against the Burger King sale. The American truck represents his rage at his own participation in the US incursion into sacred Canadian ground.

So far you’ve taken your Hummer on a track and your R32 is in a museum. Doug...

Hah! FD is the most beautiful Japanese car of all time...

Carry matches and lighters in the car always. A burning tire makes a LOT of smoke, and five of them looks like a volcano.

The victim stated Kromer also told him if he reported him to the police he would kill his family.

Between that and McGregor’s cut while on the mat, that canvas wound up looking like Khloe Kardashian’s tampon at the end of the night.

What an insane amount of heart.

Came here to say this, but since it’s been said I want to go on the record by saying Ben Affleck is going to be the worst Batman ever.

2001 Toyota MR2 Spyder. I am not really a car guy, but I’ve heard from car guys that you are incomplete as a car guy until you’ve driven an MR2. 1.8 L, 16 valve, 4 cylinder engine, manual transmission, 81,450 miles on the clock. Yours for $7,995.

Some of the best hate* is irrational.

What’s going on, Andrew? Let’s talk about it.

Mine. I paid 6,800 for it with 76k miles. Base model, power nothing except the windows, AC, Sport suspension, Torsen LSD, and No ABS.

I'm guessing that's some cosmic balance thing for all straight teenage boys who are spooning their female friends during sleepovers. So many awkward boners, so little actual sex.

Gave a gay friend a ride to get his bike from the shop. As he got on he told me “don’t worry, you’re not my type.” I was both relieved and devastated. Mostly devastated.

rule #1: DON’T.

Former State Trooper here...

Serious analysis? In my Kinja?! Its less likely than you think