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I say this as a gun-toting right leaning Libertarian:

No shit Sherlock.

LoL, mustang people do stupid shit like this all day, every day. I love acting like I’m about to race them on public roads (like some kind of fucking tool), then slowly driving off while they do a burnout and sometimes jump a curb & snap an axle or just immediately get pulled over.

Apologies, but on a note divergent from flammable assholes: People are only libertarians until they get in real trouble. When your life is on the line and you’re circling the drain - that’s when I want you to talk about freedom.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

*takes off shirt so he can fan the flames and protect himself from the flames with his pasty and dorito-scented skin*

So Clay Bennett hits a lottery ticket in Kevin Durant, steals an NBA team from a great basketball city, and nickels and dimes his way through being a serious contender.

Breaking the law, breaking the law, dun dun

Of course she didn’t want to hurt his career and stop the gravy train—being his baby mama beats working at The Gap. Doesn’t absolve him in any way, shape or form and he deserves to go to prison for a good long while, but I don’t have much sympathy for her either.

That’s flat madness, in a totally good way

Sorbet shorts, poutine and Timmies. No wonder nobody wants to live in Canada. And yes, the Cheese Curds are probably from Wisconsin.

American beer is better than Canadian beer. That is a fact.

FTFY

shut up pants shorts!

Dear Canada,

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Ugh not all road rage in Canada is that peaceful. This guy just pleaded guilty for you know... brandishing a CHAINSAW!

As a Canadian, I just want to apologize for this horribly violent incident. As you can see in the footage, neither of those involved had their Timmies that morning.

It’s spelt “cheque” here, and nobody pays, the government provides all of our poutine for free.

Constable Williamson looks so Canadian he probably sweats maple syrup.

Holy crap, a Code 3. I thought it was dead.