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Gotta hand it to the guy. That’s one creative way to get into one’s truck.

No. Ronaldo is a shaved doberman.

2) Leaving

I’m a designer so I’m pretty hipster as it stands

The short answer: France is bound by laws protecting intellectual property. China doesnt care about intellectual property (unless its theirs). They will gladly allow a Chinese company to steal and profit from someone elses IP.

“We’ll have tables around our basket so we can dunk better!”

Wow. A post on Gawker about my neighborhood. Everytime I hear one of those planes buzzing over my apartment, I think, “There goes a Phil Knight toady off to buy another Ducks player!”

I worked for Nike’s flight department for almost 11 years, and you are a bit off too ;)

Okay I’ve worked on some or most of the planes in Nike’s Gulfstream fleet, some of these facts are a little skewed but whatever.

I gotta say, you probably haven’t read the other stuff I wrote, because I’m not in his corner on the punch, not in the slightest.

the woman used “racial epithets”

Haven’t seen a four year old drive through the lane and bust up a rim that badly since Bieber’s DUI.

Bball Kid @basementdunker04

Donald? Is that you?

Brandi Chastain just took her shirt off and started screaming at me.

With any luck, US Soccer will get a HUGE boost in time for the 2032 World Cup.

Illegal brown immigrant steals pride of the nation blonde beauty’s phone, later holds device hostage as he sexually assaults her

Ronaldo, earlier that night, going through all the phones he stole: “feio...feio...feio...feio...olá!”

Thankfully, my wife has no problem with asocial, parasite-riddled predators who shit in her home. Happy anniversary, babe!