Whatever. Nihilist Arby’s is better. Not that it matters. Not that anything does.

You sound like a bitch with a skinned knee, Nancy.

You get any more worked up about the word “dude” and your manpon is gonna fall out, dude.

Instead of practicing a religion or having a faith, I watch The Simpsons. Orthodox Simpsons exclusively (seasons 1 thru 9).

everyone. i am aware james earl jones is still alive. that’s the joke.

M not cool with this

Jezebel is thataway —————————————->

See now this:

COME AT ME BRO

Antonin Scalia: Nice move, Andy Fletcher... I mean, John Roberts.

+1 package of crab legs

Not every country can come up with a phrase as supportive as Japan’s “We Love You Like Tentacle Rape Anime”.

(Nuclear) Winter is Coming

I think they just borrowed this banner from Leicester City.

You should steal something he made and splatter some shit on it, then call it art.

I heard that their Shell card was maxed out. Talk about embarassing....

Then how come only one of them keeps getting caught?

Thanks to the nation of Jalopnia for awarding me with the COTD. I’m currently updating my LinkedIn to reflect this once-in-a-lifetime achievement. I promise not to let the power go to my head, when my employer announes me as chairman of the board in tomorrow’s Wall Street Journal.

+1 headless mom, or in Lebron’s case, head plentiful mom.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever