The only thing I won’t adopt is a home A.I. That one feels a little too intrusive for my liking.

That looks to me like he’s getting his upper denture into place before taking a sip. Because god bless the united s(h)tates(h).

Has anybody checked the inside for a lost Kryptonian baby?

“Nambia” and the “shithole countries.”

Merriam-Webster-cum-Urban Dictionary?

Dear white people,

For me, it’s much more troubling that Trump blamed the community because they didn’t report the kid hard enough. Fuck you, Trump.

But Coop has such an adorable laugh!

How is this so damn difficult for so many people???!!!

That’ll show those germs!

Olisharks?

Translation:

I will be finishing my med schooling and doing interviews soon. This is how each one will go (if applicable):

Hey jackass! It’s already been proclaimed!

If all goes well, I will be using this gif again for his formal resignation article (🤞🏽):

Holy shit. Is this really an issue? The combination - and levels - of insecurity (“why don’t you like my posts?!”) and disinterest (“I have a bot that ‘likes’ everything from everyone because I’m too busy to ‘like’ everything from everyone. It makes me look like an awesome friend.”) is astounding here.