I do believe this will be the rebooted version of this show:

Serious question:

Oh Jeffrey. You’re such a suck-ophant.

Oh good, another quote a whole lot of people are going to be taking out of context!

I don’t think they’ll refuse to comply. But I do think they will employ the use of a very important resource that, I can almost guarantee, the Trump administration knows nothing about:

Me too! It’s my go-to when I’m couch-riddenly sick. :)

I think the writers of Wall-E were onto something...

Audible mourning is also an option:

I believe some of the college kids call this an “MRS degree.” Or so I’ve heard.

In your opinion, is a Harris/Gillibrand or Gillibrand/Harris ticket viable for 2020? I’d like to believe so. I’m just trying not to let apathy wash over me. :)

Even though I don’t subscribe to concrete interpretations of photographs (and the microseconds of time they represent), I lean more towards these fuckers overseeing their wives’ votes just to make sure they’re complying, rather than any kind of voting confusion.

“Move everything over to Google’s apps, services and products.” End of tips, tricks, and guides.

Where the fuck am I supposed to put my Slurpee?

“WWE 2K18 Looks Gnarly On The Switch”

One person did, but in a different way (if I’m taking your meaning of “States’ Rights folks” correctly):

The Concourse has a longer video of this. It’s difficult to get through, but well worth the “what the fuck is wrong with this guy?!” reaction. Seriously, there is something very wrong with him apart from a dry mouth.

Fuck you, Trump. You just created a giant, racist teat for your cultists to suck on. And you’re gonna milk that teat for every possible excuse to wall-up this country.

And James Comey has provided some much needed shade to compliment the bright sun of Mueller’s Flippin’ Flynn: