I used to. But I was young and wrong.

I call everything gifs. Because I have no game. Your comment game is always on point, regardless.

This is all I can come up with.

18 innocent women on vacation. Sentenced to prison for innocent pictures of the bottom half of their boobs. Sent to Thailand's most notorious jail, full of equally nubile of selfie taking prison. Will they band together and fight for (boob) freedom? Or will their passions overtake them on...

Are we sharing bad public proposal stories? Cos I've got one. So, I used to work at a halloween themed theatre restaurant where the servers had to dress up like sexy witches. You had to book a table to go there and people mostly came for work do's, christmas parties, birthdays, family things, you get the drift.…

If you propose in public, you should also be required to ask for a divorce in public.

this is so important.

No one cares about your stupid proposal.

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

"If I was a famous, huge multimillionaire—"

I'd just go full Kanye all the damn time with these assholes.

I don't understand how "rehoming" doesn't constitute abandoning your child. Can you legally "rehome" your biological kids as well just by handing them over to some stranger?

I worked at a little vegetarian coffeeshop in Southern Illinois wherein the only changing table was in the men's. And the ladies' was filled with free condoms! Oh, how I miss you, Longbranch Cafe!

I make my husband check the men's room first every single time. It's win-win, because I think it's important for men to be seen taking care of their babies in public, and I also don't really want to change the diaper.

Guys with inexplicably bad aim are plentiful, but I worked in bars and restaurants in college and the women's restrooms were always the WORST. Like straight up gross. It really shattered my perception about women's bathrooms, which I always assumed were in fact pristine palaces of cleanliness with sitting areas and…

The onesies get easier.

As someone who worked in a restaurant for years, don't make that assumption. Men can fuck up a bathroom, yeah, but women can also be naaaasty. Put the changing station away from the urinals and it should be fine.

I thought that was Mark, too!! Spitting image ;)

It's not restaurants but there's a big antique market that goes down the first weekend of every month where I live and none of the venders take cards. These are professional venders and many of them are selling very high-dollar items but they can't get a card scanner for their Iphones. The kids selling hand-drawn inde…