This reminds me of when Lana Del Rey said she wanted to die or something to a Guardian journalist, then backtracked, and he put the receipts on the website.

I counter that I'm not going to change my reading habits significantly, I don't think many people will, so this is in fact necessary to account for large numbers of people with static reading habits.

'I understand the idea that reducing the success of white-male authors could influence publishers to pick up more diverse authors…'

The president of Argentina didn't shoot a man, though, she just worked out a political deal.

So weird that they would even allow someone to issue a warrant against the president of the country. That doesn't sound like a stable arrangement at all.

Why do people keep telling me this ;(

Um, her name is North West, not North Best.

A more reasonable question would have been whether, under the Constitution, Lindsay is a girl's name or a boy's name.

I've found my next Twitter avatar #blessed

Echoing previous comment, this is amazing, must-see television.

♫ Foot up, my foot up

HAVE YOU SEEN THE YELP OMG

No, 'camposwell'.

Cackling because a certain account I was not at all envious of lost 3.3 M followers in one blow, confirming my very real suspicions of who would be following that crap.

That's what makes it so great.

Personally I just feel very anxious now.

Way better in Russian cause I have no clue what she's saying, and I think Russian is pretty.

All this mixed emotion breaks me down and makes me want to cry.

This is going to straight into my thinly-veiled biographical novel about Justin Bieber.

*retweeted*