This reminds me of when Lana Del Rey said she wanted to die or something to a Guardian journalist, then backtracked, and he put the receipts on the website.
Beautiful first-hand excerpt from Growers And Showers: The Decline of the American Cock Farm.
And it’s coming to Android.
I hate to be a stickler but if you were to actually try closing the Pizza Hut triple-threat combo value box set, the mozzarella sticks would all get *crushed*.
I think we’re all missing the value of self-checkout in that it allows you to completely avoid contact with another human being from the beginning to end of the shopping experience. And I have a blast scanning things.
Michel Foucault and Dr. Seuss? I’m screaming.
This is lovely and democratic. I hope they do my twitter avatar next.
We all aspire to be like this owl.
I’m contemplating whether owl pictures make for better reaction memes than cats.
Ethics in everything, ethics on rice.
“Here’s my life advice: go commit some suicide, right now.”
Oh at first I thought he was trying to pun ‘go fuck yourself’ because I can’t comprehend a ‘life coach’ telling you to ‘go kill yourself’ wtf.
I would also like to note that it seems people who transition into women get so much more attention than the other way around and it might be sexism or IT MIGHT JUST BE ME.
Yes. Your first paragraph was perfect. This far out from the American abolition of slavery there have been 6 or 7 generations, giving you 64-128 ancestors, meaning a whole lot of people who were descended from slave-owners even if they were a minority of the population at the time and it doesn’t reflect badly on you…
I'm dead, for what it's worth.
Isn't he the one that tried to kill Shelly with an axe? (I haven't seen the series in years.)
God help us all, especially me.
I would be upset if *anyone* did that to EB, his viewpoint on things is fantastic and he seems like an actually decent human being.
I don't want a micropainting I want a micro-cat.
[puts hand in center of circle]