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This, as well Pizza Hut's offerings, is offensive towards Mexican nationals AND I APOLOGIZE.

'Mexican Pizza' was the unofficial denomination in elementary school for the burnt, plasticine and nearly inedible pizza served for lunch that were reheated holdovers from the previous day. When fresh it was already distilled into fractions of unleavened cardboard, sauce, low-fat cheese and grease. I shudder just to…

I too hate to see innocent Muhammeds thrown under the ride-share. But I imagine she must have gotten this information from the app because there are several ways of spelling that name.

What I really hope is that it was, in fact, the mixtape that was sponsored by "Pelle Pelle", and not the post, making the last sentence awkwardly worded factoid and not a surreptitious disclaimer.

Yes but we haven't had a good pitchfork and wicker torch mob in a while and this would be a wonderful occasion to celebrate.

Fucking hell, I just thought the director was being whimsical.

Why does Joe look a bit like Charles Manson in that picture

I have so many good memories of individually-packaged muffins like where would I even begin.

YOU DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO TO SURVIVE

Cute username.

Guy #1 reminds me of how fervently I lick muffin wrappers, and if I chew and swallow a bit of the paper by accident does it hurt anyone? Does it? After all, it's infused with muffin flavor.

Let he who has not bitten someone in hangry rage cast the first BB pellet.

Thank god Red wasn't in that kitchen.

This is something I would expect from Big Gay Owl at midnight in the Gawker comments section, not a newspaper.

Oh, but liberals are allowed to optically molest and judge Aaron Schock's hotness all the time on your libtard Gawker Media sites just because he's Republican, speculating on his sexuality and whether he's the "man" or the "woman" in sodomy. Double standard much?

Every time I read a crazy Florida article I check twice to make sure I don't know them.

Not sure that him getting fired is 'justice' for anybody.

Corn-based dough is disgusting? I'll agree with you that tamales are bad but have you ever had a pupusa or arepa? #NotAllMasas