I never understand this because it's not abnormal for there to be heterosexual pedophiles. I don't know any statistics but...anecdotally, in news reports and whatever representation in media I've seen over my life, I hear about a lot more of these cases in heterosexual "relationships" (I know that's not a good word…

Kyle MacLachlan is a national treasure for so, so many reasons.

Oh I see you are the genius behind this. It made my night.

How did I NOT remember this from Showgirls? Has it been that long? I need to do another revisit.

Where did you find that Gif? I wanted to include it but could only find stills!!!!

I imagine it's probably hard to recover after seeing your parents do this. It's not pretty.

It would be nice to have less Kardashian and more, well, anything really.

Gah. I know: my ex used to say (I'm actually shuddering as I type this) "Do I fill you up?" and I cannot even say How Many Times I wanted to say, "Um, actually, NO."

. . . he stuck his nipple in your mouth? Wouldn't that make him mommy, not daddy?

holy crap, i love your dad. ><

Your dad's response is the best.

I definitely take the cake on this one. That time that I nearly lost my virginity. I was 16, first real boyfriend that sexy times were involved with and we'd been together a year and done almost everything except PIV sex. So this one morning he took me shopping and the youths that we were, we couldn't keep our hands…

I love that you still jerked him off.

Several years ago, I was dating a wonderful woman who was eight years older than me and had a 5 year old daughter. It was her first experience dating since her divorce, and my first experience dating somebody with a kid (I was only 20 at the time), so we both agreed that we'd wait awhile before I was introduced to her…

I'll give you awkward. It, of course, involves being a teenager.

So... random hook up.

Does it count if his P didn't go in my V? Hooking up in the back of a Pontiac Vibe, because I am nothing if not classy. Things were heading in the sex direction, so I reach for his fly. He warns me that he "isn't prepared" and "didn't think this was going to happen." I reassure him that it's fine, assuming he…

Oh, gawd. So many stories.

This one time... I had been seeing this guy named Terrence. We were both from Boston (live in Los Angeles), had a lot in common, and he was super cute and nice and all that. He had luscious lips and was a fantastic kisser, but I was trying to hold out on fucking him for a little while because…

Dude I met on OKCupid. Had a condom on, two thrusts, and boom! It's over, Johnny. Try again - same thing happens. And to top it off, he was 24 years old and still slept with a stuffed animal. I couldn't get the fuck out of his apartment fast enough.

I was raped when I was 14 (and a virgin). Though that's sad and all, that's not my sad sex story. When I finally felt comfortable to "reclaim my sexuality" and do it for the first time as a consenting party, I explained the situation to my then-boyfriend. I thought it would be this touching gift for me to give my…