my pussy is enough of a gift, tbh

I get annoyed. It’s the laziest, most insincere type of question.

Y’all ‘bout to get haunted.

Fuck Off, Oldie.

miles teller could kill a bus of school children on purpose and id STILL be like “man the last 25 minutes of whiplash was so good tho”

the last 25 minutes of whiplash were so good that i trust the reviews of this implicitly

Ok, now you guys sound like crusty old white men on twitter...

I love you.

Bolt could be a stay at home dad now that he’s retired, this could work.

Fastest, most beautifulest babies ever!

I never realized how much I want this to happen until now.

I stopped for several seconds after reading “Like Atlas” to marvel at the ability of men to think such a small thing as carrying a conversation is akin to the world on your shoulders. The manbaby is strong with this one.

TBH, it’s probably from Atlas Shrugged/Ayn Rand, which is worse.

I can just see him practicing this line in his head, saying it, then nodding to himself in approval.

lol mommy horror is the worst for me now T_T

She has come forward AFTER Trump started his scorched earth policy of calling them all liars and frauds put up by the Clinton campaign.

“in coming forward today” may have been emphasized for effect, considering last night was yet another garbage fire in which Trump threw a bunch of women under a bus.

I think she’s suggesting that because we’ve now seen how Trump reacts to these allegations and how he treats the accusers, it takes courage to still choose to come forward. I didn’t take her comment to suggest that the others weren’t courageous or that there’s some kind of pissing contest of courage happening here,…