Seriously. She is a straight-up bombshell! I love Frank’s vans, too.

“I’d like to secure your sack between two King Hawaiian rolls and then shoot salsa at it from a super soaker.”

The power and poignancy of this wonderous planet in all of its natural beauty hooked me.

That was weird. Ariana has a great voice, but didn’t they call him to talk about Lady Gaga? I don’t see where there was any need to keep inserting another artist. Comparisons make sense in this kind of evaluation, they can be helpful, but this went way beyond that and into an advertisement for Grande the first time…

YES! thank you!

I feel like we NEED a shade court ruling.

I agree. Just rubs it in there how irrelevant she is to him, and how embarrassing it is that she put all these ridiculous thoughts and beliefs on him when he literally just didn't notice her. Personally, I would find that super humbling. I hope she does too, but she probably won't, since she's shameless and a…

“Another female employee of Gawker Media has a more cynical take, suggesting that “they say it to remind you that they’re there so you can compliment them or soothe them like the big fucking babies they are.”

Most former Christians I know, me included, left because we actually studied and read the Bible, as opposed to the usual Sunday morning pew warmers.

I loved the Cleopatra one so hard. I still remember being shocked when I read the part where her sister pulled a knife on her because she wanted a piece of silk that Cleopatra had just unwrapped. It made my fights with my sisters looks so tame in comparison.

Yes! The same thing for me and Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One. Just say “WE REALLY WANTED TILDA AND SHE IS MAGICAL AND MYSTICAL SO THIS IS THE CHARACTER WE GOT HER FOR.” “SCARLET IS A PROVEN ACTION HERO AND SO WE WANTED HER AS THE LEAD TO OUR ACTION MOVIE”

It really frustrates me that 99/100 times in interviews like this, people aren’t challenged on their bullshit.

“Paul also clarified the name of Johansson’s character: She is referred to as “the Major” in the movie, despite being known as Major Kusanagi in the source material.”

I didn’t know this until I saw it, but that is the exact reaction I had.

When will we finally be done with the “New York Jew” caricature, movies/television/social media/digital and print journalism? When?

I so love that picture of Chrissy Teigen. It should be in a museum somewhere.

On the record -I fucking starred this. And a bunch of shit below it.

Off topic, but I love your username. Keep on burnernating the countryside and the peasants, dragon-man!

I. Literally. Do not.