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I love “Money Bag” but it’s the exact same beat as “Bodak Yellow.”

Boys, boys, fear not. There is enough Burnernator to go around!

That was a brave thing you did, Kayla. You have brains and compassion beyond your years. Cheers to what I hope is a budding journalistic career!

Was he the one who was theorized to be the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby?

When the finale came on, I was ALSO a soon-to-be bride with depression/anxiety/daddy issues. Needless to say, “Rebecca’s Reprise” had me sobbing into my popcorn.

There’s enough Homegirl Bella for everyone.

The Hadids are having a hard time lately, okay!!

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

Or they will be killed, zig a zow!

I’m obsessed with Beyonce but I hate when she does shit like this and the Challenger debacle in “XO.”

Totally. #cantrelate

He’s older and men are statistically shorter-lived anyway, so here’s hoping!

sup, hubs!

Not as sad and telling as complete strangers getting all in their feelings about it.

Funny, he said the same thing after I told him to stop scratching up my nice nonstick pans.

I’m quite young and only been married a month, but I’ve informed Bonernator that I will haunt the fuck out of him if he ever remarries. IDGAF

I’m happy that he’s happy and I hope little Alice approves.

Can totally see it. Those white Brits age HARD.

Serious, decent person comment: This is a terrible way to go and I feel awful for this man and his loved ones.

Your mom