Everyone who says the show should be called “This is Randall” is spot on.

Sterling K. Brown should FOR SURE go for an Emmy for This is Us. He was incredible in the “Memphis” episode.

I’m registered for gifts so my mom will leave me the hell alone.

It must be so weird to have all these articles written and interviews conducted on the contingency plans of a whole nation and how other people will feel when you die.

Wh....yes it is...?

I’m Wolf Blitzer, and I’m entirely unhelpful.

What a virulent gang of starfuckers.

Does it even matter anymore? I feel like it would be easier to count the laws that this administration HASN’T broken, and nothing is coming of it.

Oh man, this video came out when I was 12 and it blew my little edgelord MIND. Also Brandon Boyd is super weird like a seventh-layer vegan and does yoga 24 hours a day, but I Still Would.

No love for Taraji, people?!?! She looks absolutely divine!

What’s the deal with the spots on his shirt? Is that intentional? Where did all these lawn kids come from??

I have seen it, and absolutely loathed it. I hadn’t read any criticism of it before I saw it, either. Went in blind, came out wondering what the hell the big deal was.

La La Land just encompasses the overwhelming mediocrity we’ve been mired in lately, doesn’t it?

Yes, this piece was clearly meant to be instructive. A+ reading.

It’s the smile, maybe? Though he was a broody shit in Star Wars so IDK

Literally the only good part of La La Land was the 30 seconds that J.K. Simmons was onscreen.

Breathe. It’s going to be okay.

I’m well aware that the wild is a crazy-ass deathtrap.

Which is why I wrote “if he were given an ideal, unmolested life in the wild scenario.”