You’re right, but like you said, tracked pods. Tilikum’s pod was somewhere in Iceland, but they still don’t know whether he was a transient or a resident. It’s possible that some varietals could live longer.

the suggestion that Tilikum did not die young

No, I actually NEED there to be a Pink Lemonade.

C’mon, girl, I’m a die-hard Marylander and even I know it’s ROSSLYN!

I truly believe Malia will save us. Whenever Barack or Michelle talk about her in interviews, it’s always about how she’ll ask her dad serious, thoughtful questions about the stuff he’s working on. They go on hikes together and shit. That girl is going places.

It honestly cracks me up how often he does that. So many of his captions are self-deprecating/frustrated. “Yes, I know this photo is iconic and everything, but that god damn table...”

“‘I love that picture,’ the President said to me when he saw this one hanging on the walls of the West Wing. Truth be told, he says that about every picture that features Malia or Sasha.”

Here is what I would like to believe is a reenactment of how Kim felt after that call.

START?

Have you tried Adventures in Depression by Allie Brosh (Hyperbole and a Half)? I’ve never read an account of depression that felt so accurate to me. Never.

Is it bad that I read that last part to the tune of the “Thong Song.”

Hey, AJ.

Well said.

I will reluctantly pull this out of the grays to say NO. I am surrounded by old white lady cluelessness all day, every day. This is not that. There is a massive difference between saying “my close relationship with my gay son has introduced me to a vibrant sensibility that I really like to experience” and saying “I…

“It’s because I don’t conform to mainstream beauty standards!” - Lena Dunham, probably.

I think I have a gay sensibility and I feel like I’m gay, because I’ve always transcended gender, and I’ve always seen love as transcending gender...I have a gay sensibility.

That sucks. I looked it up and read that the Southern Residents are protected under the Endangered Species list but it might not do jack all for them in this case. :(

Perfect island name.

Aw, god damn it.

Do they say “RITA MAILLLLLL” though? Because I don’t think I could take that.