How big is her bag that she can fit a whole Jew in it? One with a paper, no less.

I made that same face! Samesies!

LOL

“jaw-dropping sangfroid”?!?

I wonder if people are like me and only like to read the Times for Will Shortz crosswords???? Mon-Sat, obviously, because that Sunday crossword was created in the Pit of Despair and is my enemy because I always want to do them but can only ever get a couple of clues.

A woman who can READ!!

But you see, that’s SHOCKINGLY MODERN. She’s a GIRL. Who READS.

Literally the same face I made!

Yea. Also, I don’t really believe she reads the NYT. That was a prop.

this never gets old

omg literally the face i just made reading this line

LOL

This reads like something written by a pretentious freshman English major. You know he found sangfroid by Googling “calmness synonym”

This is how you know Blake Lively was a mean girl in high school. Because she thinks up shit like “meaty eyelids.”

I wonder the same thing all the time. He’s so good too. Beautiful actor. He deserved far more than Hollywood has given him. He will always be Brian Kinney to me though. Too iconic.

I hope she uses her writing skills to keep speaking out against him and rape culture. Her voice is compelling, and even if this judge couldn’t bother to listen, others will.

I want to create a Empire supercut of every time somebody plays a track or plays like three notes on a keyboard and someone else goes “Yeah, I like that. That’s dope.” It happens in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. I love it.

I mean, can you not though

Bahaha that is perfect and your username is perfect! <3

I will only listen if the track list is something like this: