She’ll be on the cover of Vogue in 15 years. She’s already a better model than Kendall Jenner.

it’s crazy though cause she just looks like she’s glistening in it. not dripping sweat like us mere mortals.

It’s a bit “Oops I did it Again”

Don’t let some clown named DAFFODIL push you around, Meatball!

Hot take: Daffodil is the best possible name for a bulldog

Finnegan’s Woke.

The Beckys of the world are on notice today.

“Satan/Becky” I’m cackling. DEAD! ^_^

Thank you! That’s exactly what I was going to say. Why is it that despite all the Beyoncé love ’round these parts, virtually every post about Beyoncé ends up with a hater comment up top? Who are these people who hate Beyoncé so much??!

I also don’t understand everyone with their “ugh just dump Jay already”...like she literally made a whole album about her path to forgiveness and it’s just so beside the point.

I know art is subjective and all that, but this is a wrong opinion. Also, Kanye is a whiny little baby, but his “art dump” makes for pretty good music.

It wasn’t for you. She wasn’t talking to you. It wasn’t about you. Also, no one cares.

This album is so raw and real. I can’t imagine it not going down in history as one of the greatests of all time.

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

I bet she uses her bootstraps to pull herself up all the time. #rolemodel

That child is so fucking adorable. If I wasn't so baked, Id cry.

Frank’s Red Hot is the best hot sauce thank you goodbye.

I’m crying with laughter.

Nothing is as indie and off-beat as Pennsylvania table wine, and I should know, because I drank a lot of it at a wedding once and had to call the Poison Hotline shortly thereafter.

Sister got hers. Now she’s saying “FUCK YOU” to everyone trying to get theirs. Are you a Republican too?