Literally LOLed

ah, fuck. I read that wrong in the original post. thanks, edit button!

there are a lot of great comments here, but this is the best one.

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

Ooh, a hipstery hot-take on weddings! Just what we all needed. “*I* got married before Facebook. *I* served my guests champagne out of a truck bed before Pinterest told everyone that vintage is cool again. *I* think that everyone else should just elope in pajama pants, with no family or friends present, because four…

Married people who are anti-wedding... oof. “Got mine, now fuck you” is such a nasty thing to say, especially to unmarried people who hope to get married one day, and CHRIST, I’M SORRY that we can’t all find compatible romantic partners on your timeline.

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

Right?! Like, “I celebrated my love in this super ahead of it’s time OG hipster way and now anyone that tries to do that is posing and anyone that doesn’t try to do that is a Scrooge McDuck evil rich person who doesn’t truly understand love”.

You sound both pretentious and bitter.

Yeah, you’re 33 now, we get it.

The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”

Seconded.

Who is that kid who bought the 9 to 5 video game and LOVED it?? That scene forever endeared me to him.

Always There Bear!

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

I just saw something in the window of my local BR and had that exact same thought. “I’m not sailing off on a yacht in March, people.”

It can be, almost disturbingly, nautical. I prefer an equestrian-inspired prep/work wear myself.

I not playing around. I got Spotify Premium, my free 90 day trial of Tidal, and at the very least $15 saved for this album.