Louis is a huge football (soccer) fan. He knows who Pele is. I envy you for your comment, though. How does it feel like to be a functional adult and not someone who knows way too much about One Direction? It must be wonderful!

After I got engaged, it struck me how weird people are with rings — especially other people’s rings.

Lord of the Rings: Return of the White Gay Man

I can’t believe that no one has figured out or leaked the paternity of January Jones’s kid yet. She must be some kind of witch. My money is on Ashton Kutcher

Hey baby, how about we turn these lights low and ge- *SUNDAAAAY BLOOODY SUNNNDAAAAAAY*

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But like, what if I actually want to just invite a female friend over for Netflix and chilling? Do I have to invent a kind of “no homo” suffix to hastily add on to that?

The very first time someone younger calls me “sir” or “mister” I’m going to go home and cry for three days.

DashinginCali

yup, that’s how it’s done.

IT IS CALLED THE STRIDE OF PRIDE, AMBER

Samantha was the only redeemable part of that show.

If SATC was just the Samantha parts, it would be all I ever watch.

Yeah, Girls could not WAIT to break Hannah and Marnie up, and to make the boys be the central focus. But on Broad City, no matter what happens I know Abbi and Ilana will always be there for each other, and it's always gonna be ok

“Hello, Zales employee. What is 9/11?”

Greatest disappointment of the 21st century? Yeah, probably.

Right? Both show 20 something women friends in New York owning their sexuality and finding their way after college.