IT IS HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE AND I HATE IT

+1 tear running down my cheek

They call them scalpers to honor them.

FITZ. KILL FITZ. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KILL FITZ.

My 14 year old self would be like ‘ eff this shit. Jesus isn’t gonna squeeze these pimples’

What a fascinating Kinja error.

“Yooooouuu better put the coordinating lidddd on top of ittttttttt. Doo you know how long it took for me to maintainnn a complete settt”.

I’ve told my husband that he should remarry. He deserves to be happy. However, my engagement ring, a family heirloom, is to be returned to my mother. Under no terms is That New Bitch (who I’m sure is lovely and smart and thoughtful because husband has very good taste) to have it. Step off, New Bitch.

Everyone knows that black men are more important than black women. It goes black men>women in general>black women - right?

He’s certainly hoping everyone else forgets. Besides, everyone knows that racism only affects black men. Black women just complain and bring black men down so they have to deal with that, too.

Your username is inspring.

Maybe the word is too powerful to permit explanation.

There is no benefit in giving interviews for her. If she does - she will be ripped apart by someone for something. Honestly, I think this is the best route to take. Lots of celebs weaken their brand because they can’t keep their mouths shut in public- they let the personal mingle with the public until their fans can’t…

Ignore the haters

“Words are wind for Mrs. Carter”

“Bey, you’re going to be on the cover of Vogue! And they are also going to write a story, so you’ll need to sit down with the writer and answer a few questions.”

Who will go to the hospital on the first photoshoot in the new destination and then be shamed by Tyra for either a) not telling anyone she was feeling poorly or b) not sucking it up and finishing the shoot like a professional

Who will Kelly Kutrone pick a fight with and make them look really bad? (My bet is TOTALLY Devin!)

that’s part of running for president, man. you have to put together plans to address these issues, no matter how unlikely.