And now that is all I will ever think when I see her. Thank you for that, it will make reading about her on Jezebel a lot more entertaining in the future
I’ll be darned. So she does:
OMG SHE DOES.
THIS is also very good.
I used to work at a ranch that had ~70 horses, and we spent a weird amount of time gossiping about the horses’ social structure; i.e. “You’ll never guess who I saw Chocolate eating with today.” “WHO??” “NAVAJO.” “No way! Navajo’s such a bitch.”
alternate title:
God Bless Old Navy, because if you EVER needed a holiday-themed novelty, they could deliver.
LOOK HOW MISERABLE THEY ALL LOOK
Oh Jesus H. Christ. I worked at ON for a long time in the 2000s. I hate that fucking tshirt. Not only would I have to wear it to work, I would also have to wear it to the annual family 4th of July reunion. At least I got it for free.
Holy shit! I wore that as a kid! The most ridiculous part is that I'm Puerto Rican (as in born and raised there).
I remember the time we were going to a HUGE (Irish Catholic) family reunion so my dad had the brilliant idea that him, my brother and I should all wear the same outfit so people would know we belonged together in the big family picture at the end. His choice: khaki shorts and orange tie dye shirts from Old Navy.
we got to each choose our own, because #freedom
We have a version of that too:
You mean like this?
That’s unfortunate.
Two words:
“I SWEAR TO RA THAT IF YOU TWO DONT BEHAVE LIKE A GOOD MARRIED COUPLE I WILL TURN THIS CHARIOT AND GO STRAIGHT BACK HOME.”
she told Glamour that Julie Bowen knew and was very supportive of her decision.
I promise you that electric blue is mostly MAC’s Deep Truth. I’m sure there are other things thrown in there but I recognize Deep Truth the way a mother fur seal recognizes the call of her lost pup from an entire island away. I’d be willing to be there’s some Plumage worked around the outer corner, but Deep Truth.…