How do you know they didn’t, O Wise One?

Brrap brrap, pew pew!

The Bible is more fucked up than a *lot* of people realize.

YES! The Cleopatra and Seondeok ones were my jam!!

The gross, mushy bruise on an otherwise delightful peach of a movie.

This is incredible.

Just the thought of various girls yelling “RITAMAILLLLLLLLLL” makes me lose my appetite.

Paul referred to the setting of Ghost in the Shell as “an international world.”

It honestly doesn’t surprise me that Bey feels such a connection between her and Michael Jackson. Some of the stories that she’s shared re: growing up with Mathew have been pretty strange/alarming. Stage parents are so fucked up.

My favorite movie as a toddler actually WAS My Neighbor Totoro but probably just because of the catbus, not anything grand or cinematic.

The scene where Marlin loses Nemo and highlights just how big the ocean is and just how small he is plus the music is still so gut-wrenching to me and I’m not even a parent.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

This is the most stomach-churning, important thing I’ve read in a long time.

*whiny Michael voice* BRIAN!!!!!!!!!

My parents tell me that I was exactly like Paige growing up.

They also don’t know how William is acting in FBI custody either (i.e. if he sold them out or not)- so the fact that she’s gotten THAT much closer to the son of an FBI agent could be freaking him out.

EMERGENCY there are not enough “who?” gifs in the world!!!!!

This girl is a BEAUTIFUL writer and it’s a real fucking shame that this is the way we have to find out about her gift.

If they got married, she’d be Casey Casey!