I read something once that said “if Demi Lovato weren’t famous, she’d be that Sephora manager who needs an attitude adjustment” and I just...I haven’t been able to get over such a perfect way to describe her.
Beyonce looks like she’s in the middle of saying “security!”
I’ve never seen a more “who the fuck is this?” face.
Just looking at that latex contraption makes me claustrophobic and sweaty, and I’m the stanniest stan who ever stanned.
This is the story my soul needed today.
Out of the greys with you.
Stuff I don’t want to hear anymore:
Ladies, boys are shit and not worth fighting and dying over! Jesus Christ!
That dedicated and hardworking stripper is what will make America great again. “Revenge killing? Sorry. I have a job to do and by god I will do it.”
They’re so cute but those baked goods...whoa. HELLO! indeed.
Okay but WHERE is that “Ivy Park” headband she kept wearing in the video? That is literally the only piece I want and none of these “stockists” are carrying it!!
Went to college in Central PA, where I once had a festive concoction called Vladimir Vodka and only lost 1/3 of my stomach lining.
r/weddingplanning and A Practical Wedding are pretty good for that sort of thing.
First of all, I can’t believe you’re gray on your own article, and second of all, no big deal either way, Gruet is delicious.
No, that was me agreeing with you. The author name drops Gruet like it’s this super indie thing (“New Mexican sparkling wine ooh la la”) when my wino dad literally buys it by the case in the Midatlantic suburbs.
I’ve got one - “Well, I know a Person A and B that had a $5 lentil wedding and now they’re TOGETHER FOREVER and THE KING AND QUEEN OF LOVE and I know a Person C and D who spent MONEY ON THEIR WEDDING and now they’re DIVORCED and live in HELL.”
Also, you can get Gruet at Costco. It’s not some exotic flight of fancy.