I feel so validated and seen by this entire comments section. I’ve always lopped off the top 2/3rds of the frosting pile, at least. It’s the only way to make the cake-to-frosting ratio correct. Otherwise the sugar of the frosting just completely overwhelms the actual cake. 

They tried, but the director (who was only given the job because a buddy at the studio owed him a solid and who never directed again since, although he does have a lengthy resume as an editor) just ignored them. He was an asshole who couldn’t even be bothered to learn LeVar Burton’s name, kept calling him Laverne,…

The Firebird itself is a slug performance wise but I still think to this day the black Recaro edition with bowling ball hubcaps is a damn fine looking car. One of my first dream cars as a little kid.

Myself and a buddy of mine were incredibly excited about the then-fullblown Grindhouse double feature and we caught a midnight showing as it premiered, all 15 million hours of it. Seriously, it was so long. From what I remember, everyone in the screening LOVED Planet Terror, and all of the fake trailers too were…

Yeah, no. That movie is a goddamned classic. It was a Spielberg/Zemeckis/Gale production, the same team that went on to make Back to the Future.

Baby Driver sucked. It’s not as bad as some of the ones being dug up in these answers, but it’s wildly overrated and full of cringe.

Smokey & the Bandit Part 3. Both Burt Reynolds and Hal Needham were done with the franchise by that point. This led to them coming up with the idea that Gleason’s Sheriff Justice would be both the Smokey and the Bandit in the film. Test audiences for the original version were very confused and displeased, so they…

Its a car movie, and it sucked! :) 

Hey, I’m not your therapist. Or your auntie.

Star Trek: Nemesis.

I just rewatched this one earlier this week... Talk about a waste of a talented cast. I also am an imbecile about cars but even I rolled my eyes when they got to technical dialogue about water being converted to hydrogen by a “catalytic converter.”

The Need for Speed movie. Good god that was awful.

Death Proof. There’s a car chase at the end of the movie, but first you have to sit through what seems like 14 hours of what Tarantino thinks is scintillating dialog, but is actually Tarantino dialog (fucking awful). Not worth it, play with Hot Wheels instead.

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

I have frozen vegetables in regular rotation because they tend to be the cheapest option—not always—but I’ve learned to live with the shortcomings. If I was planning to pour cheese sauce over everything I’d make time for better vegetables, but a handful of frozen California mix goes well with instant ramen and …

I’ve come to realize that frozen broccoli is shit.  It always comes out super watery and mushy.  I just buy a bulk bag of fresh florets and steam them.

Those whacky, goldurned southerners!