Burners Baby Burners: Discussion Inferno
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11/20/19
4:09 PM
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Here’s the problem with green bean casserole: either you make it with fresh green beans, so it really doesn’t come out like a casserole at all, just sauce-covered vegetables; or you make it with frozen/canned green beans which are disgusting. Read more

11/20/19
4:00 PM
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No no hell no, you don’t get to pick “turkey” and then specify “dark meat”, the damned turkey is an all-or-nothing pick. You are stuck with that dry, flavorless mound of white meat sadness when you pick turkey, because that’s what 60% of the table is stuck with! Read more

11/20/19
3:18 PM
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Cranberry sauce is good. The silly can-shaped gel kind is good. The whole-berry kind is good and stupid easy to make at home. (3 ingredients and you’re off to the races, and everyone thinks you’re a magician for turning a bag of fresh-yet-hard cranberries, water, heat, and sugar into a magical, wiggling, burgundy dish Read more

11/20/19
2:44 PM
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With that update, I wonder why Chick-fil-A waited this long to say anything, 2019 is almost over. Did they want to wait until Dan Cathy was on vacation or something so not to piss him off? I loved Salvation Army’s response, which was to stomp their feet and say they do all this better. Read more

11/20/19
1:53 PM
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First, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at that price. I don’t care how pristine it is, you’ve preserved a pile of feces for future generations and guess what, nobody needs a perfectly-preserved pile of feces, much less an expensive one. Read more

11/20/19
12:34 AM
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Well, first off, it’d have to be a vegetarian pizza because we can’t have meat and dairy on the same plate, that’d be like crossing the streams on a proton pack’s neutrino wand - the ultimate “oy vey!” Then it can’t be made with cheese using animal rennet because that’s cheating on the previous angle. Then it can’t be Read more