LET THE MAN FUCKING GRIEVE, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
Life is so terrible that anything to mask and dull the pain easier is welcomed. Hooray!
None of this story rings true, and that it happened in Tucson is not remotely helping that opinion.
Spiral-cut ham is delicious, it is easy to prepare, it tastes celebratory, and 60% of it isn’t shitty white meat that nobody wants.
Starred for Stove Top instead of potatoes.
Starred for Aimee ruining her entry with lasagna, and for ham being superior Thanksgiving food.
No no hell no, you don’t get to pick “turkey” and then specify “dark meat”, the damned turkey is an all-or-nothing pick. You are stuck with that dry, flavorless mound of white meat sadness when you pick turkey, because that’s what 60% of the table is stuck with! Read more
Cranberry sauce is good. The silly can-shaped gel kind is good. The whole-berry kind is good and stupid easy to make at home. (3 ingredients and you’re off to the races, and everyone thinks you’re a magician for turning a bag of fresh-yet-hard cranberries, water, heat, and sugar into a magical, wiggling, burgundy dish… Read more
With that update, I wonder why Chick-fil-A waited this long to say anything, 2019 is almost over. Did they want to wait until Dan Cathy was on vacation or something so not to piss him off? I loved Salvation Army’s response, which was to stomp their feet and say they do all this better. Read more
Well, first off, it’d have to be a vegetarian pizza because we can’t have meat and dairy on the same plate, that’d be like crossing the streams on a proton pack’s neutrino wand - the ultimate “oy vey!” Then it can’t be made with cheese using animal rennet because that’s cheating on the previous angle. Then it can’t be… Read more
That would be sinister were it originally the purpose, but the problem is that I don’t have faith in the government to be that effective.