Hmmm...

I prefer the Garfield method:

This works, since muffins are basically cupcakes with no frosting.

I own a 2000 Jaguar XK8, at $4k this seems fair, but I’d note the following:

Back in the day, anybody that made a pun as bad as that would be taken out behind the woodshed.

Any progress is good opposed to nothing.

Citizen arrest without a crime actively being committed looks a lot like kidnapping.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! That would be completely different because....reasons.

I don’t know when things got so ‘extra’. My childhood memories don’t include cupcakes with 50/50 cake to frosting. Thanks to Instagram, literally everything has become a pissing contest. And I realize that metaphor doesn’t work well with the subject matter, lol.

S0000, people from DC *could* arrest those truckers under citizen arrest rules?

Probably too scared to go to the bathroom for fear antifa will steal their pee-pees. It is the level of logic they are on.

Who’s stopping these “adults”, as in fully-grown people, from going to the bathroom?

Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

This bro-dozer coal-rolled me, so I pulled my Aveo to the side of the road, popped the hatch, and well, long story short, that dude won’t be rolling anything any more.

Can’t you see, they have a cartel to run. Won’t someone think of the pricefixing profiteers, oh won’t someone think of...etc.

“OUR PRICES SO LOW OUR COMPETITORS ARE SUING US!”

In Ukraine...Chevy break down you, if you drive tank

As a driver of a formerly rental Sonic, bring back humble hatchbacks.  They are quite capable little cars.

The one safeguard to prevent service from that coffeemaker was to flag it with a flipped over coffee cup placed on top, which doesn’t seem like much.

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