I just tried this today and swear I got one bread toasted in and one bread toasted out. Flavor wise it was fine, but I honestly could have probably eaten two of them. At least I tried it, I guess, but the Sourdough Jack from Jack in the Box is better, and more normal sized, plus the sourdough toast they use there is…

100% agree. It was very clear in that second paragraph that Lawrence’s only familiarity with Silver Lake comes from the 48 seconds of googling he did before publishing this.

You deserve a raise.  

This was a very well and thought- out post. 

I was looking for a different video of a white truck in this configuration but couldn’t find it (mute the video because the commentator is awful). This is what I think of every time I see a build like this.

It’s a neat idea, but in practice people see something a quarter way down an aisle and would rather just go the wrong way in and get it instead of going down the adjacent aisle and then 3/4 down this one. People either didn’t notice the one-way signs or didn’t care enough to follow them.

When are reusable bags on the belts? I’ve always either just handed them to the cashier at the end or else just bagged my own groceries post-scanning. And even if someone does set them on the belt, are the outsides really so dirty that you can’t handle it? Dirtier than every box and can that’s been sitting in the…

*sigh* I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before I see one of these on Texas highways.

“Apocalypse Manufacturing”

I never thought this would be the solution to anything, and yet here we are.

“B R O N C O?”

The styling was not there.  No one wanted to be driving an SVT hertz rental car.

“Self-checkout is not only a way for me personally to avoid feeling shame, but it also often speeds up the checkout process”

There will come a point, probably not too far off, when robots with guns are stalking battlefields. It won’t matter what the original purpose of the robot is. If it can handle difficult terrain and shoot things, it will happen.

Is it sad that this was my dream car at one point in my life?

I’m not sure this is the panic the cops make it out to be. Considering it’s Allentown, which I might add, has been loudly justifying their police budget for the last couple of weeks, I’m even more skeptical.

Vape if we’re lucky. I bet that thing has been hotboxed in so much you’ll get a contact high just from the door handles.

I was with you until the NP bit.

Hmmm... Maryland tags (without the required tag registration / expiration stickers) being sold in NYC.