In the US, you can’t call a product whiskey unless it is aged in a barrel. Bourbon has to be aged in a charred, new, oak barrel. That “new” is key because it means they can only use it once. Then they get sold to age other spirits. Mostly to Scotland for Scotch where they get used tow or three times, then they get…

It’s the “good times will never end” of low gas prices that happens every decade or so. I got premium for less than a dollar in the late 90s and it regularly stayed between $1-2 on average and creeped up to $4-6 in 2008. It’s how you got V10 Ford Excursions with 10mpg and no one blinked. Then the small car boom in…

I had the regular stacker & was underwhelmed with it, but now I think maybe I want to try the bacon one, maybe bacon is what it was lacking 

Why not both?

Or shop around and pay half that

It was a NP from me right up until Rob mentioned he barely drove it and the seller’s reason for selling. “lost interest in driving the car...” immediately after the build tells me driving this is about as easy as herding cats. The “needs tinkering” is a red flag too. It’s interesting and looks like a solid build, but…

NP for a Bucket List.

“Just simple stuff like carb tuning . . .” LOL! Speaking from decades of experience, that can eat up more time than anything except electrical problems. People think carbs are simple, but most don’t have a clue . . . and would refuse to BUY a clue if offered because . . . they think it’s simple and any dolt can get it…

...I am all for transparency in the name of public health, but perhaps some things should not be known to man. good lord. 

Damn, that is like eating a teaspoon of kosher salt.

Larger protective vehicle with airbags and crash structure vs. BMW swerving at the last minute and turning her into a crayola crayon for a half mile? Jesus.

Just a hunch here. Crazy idea, maybe, but it is possible that she didn’t want to die.

That first picture looks like it’s on Wonder bread.  At least the subsequent pictures look slightly more appealing.

My heart bleeds for the luxury brand losing assets to a violent dictatorship. 

Somehow too many business leaders still don’t understand that if you don’t want a STD, you should be careful who you sleep with.

I swear I have heard of something like this happening before in Russia. 

“In my day, we climbed up 2 stories and WROTE on highway signs! With paint! From a can! Now, there’s no art to it, just bippty buttons!”

The promo photos show a toasted bun on the outside but it looks like they built yours with the toasted part on the inside. Interesting.

When they finally delivered your Whopper (Jr.) melt and included yet another Whopper, I actually laughed out loud.

The only dissapointment here is that they’re using the Whopper Jr. Patties instead of actually committing to the brand and making it a full sized Whopper melt.