If only the risk was to themselves and not those around them, I would applaud these chodes catching 5 types of COVID after getting tossed in the pokey, but alas it put others at risk.

Disney’s argument for raising prices while slashing portion sizes and quality is garbage when they are still refusing to pay for quality staff, intentionally understaffing, and jacking up prices across the board while turning in a substandard experience.

The C-pillar and B-pillar angles clash horribly, making for an awkward rear passenger window that feels ill-considered. Add to that the factory-derived station wagon section whose styling doesn’t say “Cadillac” at all, and what you’ve done is make a Fleetwood look like a Buick Estate, a step in the wrong direction.

I haven’t heard anyone blather about gluten-free lifestyles in ages, thankfully the zealots there have quieted up, unlike vegans which are getting more loud and militant.

My mom is sensitive to wheat, not gluten, but the whole “gluten free” craze has led to a massive rise in foods she can eat, so as stupid as the people who are avoiding gluten for fantasy reasons are, they have actually made a positive impact on the market for those who are affected.

Their Macho Combo Burrito was my weakness for a while, the damned things weigh over a pound each so they’d turn me to mush.

Nothing sprang to mind immediately, so I guess I’ve been lucky enough that I’ve experienced all the famous fast food that’s not in my area that I was tempted by without having to go particularly far. We used to have A&W Restaurants, now we don’t. There’s a White Castle in Las Vegas to quench my desire for non-frozen…

I really hope Planters lost a fortune with that embarrassing “let’s kill and rebirth Mr. Peanut” ad campaign. Not because I’m especially attached to the dapper pseudo-nut, but because it was so offensively ill-conceived.

They think because you aren’t cooking anything that it should be cheaper, especially with the brand being infamous for its $5 footlongs for so danged long. That was a great dollar-to-calorie purchase of course. There’s no understanding that manpower to assemble is what’s most expensive.

“On Mars, I’m gonna build my own Securities and Exchange Commission... with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget about the commission!”

I genuinely want the 14% of you who voted ‘Nice Price’ to have to suffer paying $13.5k of your own money to buy this car. 

Nothing says “wear fancy clothes that are impossible to get stains out of” like pizza.

Tear up until the saline washes it out like the rest of us. I had this happen last week, I had washed my hands twice but somehow the spiciness from flamin’ hot limon Cheetos still got through, I was more shocked that stuff had stayed on my fingers after two thorough washings than I was in pain.

Burger King has an ok value menu, you can get a $1 value-size fries, $1 value-size soda, a $2.50 double cheeseburger, $1.50 8-piece chicken nuggets, and a few other things of that nature. The Whopper Jr. is up to $3, while the Whopper is up to a staggering $7, which is just insane. These are all solid values when…

I agree, leave chocolate milk out of the schools. The kids can get their chocolate milk with its literally double the calories and sugar of milk - all with zero additional nutritional benefits whatsoever - from home.

Don’t be obtuse, they are all pancakes, just different types of pancakes. Things can be subsets of other things and still be under the same category. Do you also say that coupes are not cars because they’re not sedans?

“Ignore that buttering job.”

Just put it out of its misery.

“... to not have you arrested for our clerical errors.”

The only difference is that crepe batter doesn’t bother with a leavening agent, but that just means they’re a different kind of pancake. Pancakes are just “thin, flat cakes of batter, usually fried and turned in a pan”, there’s a world of differing recipes for pancakes already vary significantly from cake to cake - I…