Fuck right off with this shit, children. You want chocolate milk loaded with sugar? Get it from your goddamned parents at home where it’s appropriate, you little mocosos. You get regular-ass milk and it’s not even that good for you, it’s merely an incredibly cheap delivery system for protein and calcium, be grateful…

That was an assumption I had made as well, although I made it from an earlier point in the encounter when Mulcahy showed up on scene and used his peak whititude to assume his special parking space needs were enough to warrant screaming at the cops in the first place, and how the cops didn’t respond by threatening to mu…

A little too much of a “cool old car” from the Hot Wheels lineup circa 1997 stink on this one.

One would hope so but let’s face it, the fact that this guy didn’t get his head truncheoned-in for the crime of disrespecting their authoritah is somehow a net positive in our crumbling shambles of a society.

Yes, this plan is foolproof and can never fail, just ask Zillow

“Suck it, the poors!”

If it’s a romantic meal with someone new, you should absolutely face your partner, it’s giving them the attention they deserve without crowding them. If you’re an established couple, then go with whatever works best for you, but sitting next to them has been what my partners have preferred and I find it works.

The cops arresting a guy for being angry at them for blocking a parking space: assholes.

That makes sense, and is fair, but has a big risk: the recipe is not going to taste the same to users of different packaged BBQ sauces.

In Boy Scouts, we would often rely on camping food and soon after on toilet paper, tears, and prayer to any deity listening. I do not pity often Winter Olympians, but today I do.

All of these are wrong, each one can offer a quality experience for the right partner. All you have to do is know what your partner likes. Does she like bargains? Then those dumb heart boxes will be on clearance in a week, buy them only at 75% or more off. Does she like nostalgia? Necco Conversation Hearts are over a…

None of this article sounded good except the cheese and onions. I so do not understand this Cincinnati chili thing and I doubt I ever will, and that’s coming from someone of Greek extract who refuses any chili dog that has beans on it - beans are for the bowl, not the dog. But Cincinnati chili, and putting it on…

Kinda surprised this went to “bottled Korean BBQ sauce” territory when soy sauce, chili flakes, rice wine vinegar, sesame oil, brown sugar or honey, garlic, and ginger are all fairly common items, leaving only fermented chili paste (gochujang) as the one that’s probably a trip to the market away.

Yeah, a lawyer once put in a brief in open court that children were predisposed to put the Battlestar Galactica Star Viper toy in their mouths and trigger its missile which killed one child all because it’s phallic-shaped. Let me guess, you don’t believe me. Here’s the exact language from the suit that a lawyer wrote…

Hooked on cheese? Do they get high off cheese? Do they have severe physical withdrawals if they don’t have cheese regularly?

“Are we gonna have to cut that?” suggests they have cut other things. The zealots will say anything to protect their precious belief system around a product, including edit out videos and then edit them out of their personal memories to avoid conversing about them. There’s no sense of objectivity, ironic given the…

MR2 Spiders aren’t that uncommon here in the neighborhood this is offered, I’d say the stupid branded car bra is probably more rare. This price just doesn’t fit what the market is asking. I’m also leery of the panel gap issues on the hood and trunk, and the brand new license plate numbers, which could be nothing, but…

Imagine how much they could have made if they had let it do something cool.